What's a cancer patient's favorite gate number at the airport?

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Just say it out loud and quickly if you don't get it immediately... :)

It's B9.
...'cause you like hearing whatever they thought they saw is benign... 
Oh it's funny, just laugh.

Your compliance is much appreciated. :)

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